Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Sec State Kerry

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If chosen as Secretary of State, John Kerry... 

#5 JimmyRock: ...won’t be Secretary of Defense. So at least there’s that.

#4 Son of Bob: ...will make Hillary Clinton seem manlier.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...'s state will change its name to Machusetts in his absence.

#2 Dohtimes: ...will not have to feign a concussion to appear stupid and incoherent.

And the best punchline goes to jw:

If chosen as Secretary of State, John Kerry will save money and ensure the continuity of office by wearing Hillary’s pantsuits.

Congratulations jw!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

The real reason Susan Rice withdrew from Secretary of State consideration...she started hearing the menacing sounds of bus engines in her sleep.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to mull over:

Other things besides guns that should be banned to keep us safe...


  1. 1)Selling guns to Mexican drug cartels.
    2)Not keeping track of guns sold to Mexican drug cartels.
    3) Protecting the person who allowed guns to be sold to Mexican drug cartels more than the U.S. Border agent killed by one.

  2. Sweet Tea: Poison always seems to be given to the victim in their Sweet Tea.

  3. Automobiles. Outside of a war zone, they are a far more deadly weapon than guns are.

    P.S.(Any argument against banning automobiles because of the death toll associated with our use of them...can be used to support gun ownership!)

  4. Elections... (BO's already got a jump on that one.)

  5. ...Dihydrogen Monoxide.

    ...Rogue filmmakers.

    ...All religions. -except Islam ...it's a religion of peace, you know.

  6. ...from shrinkage? TSA agents with cold hands.

  7. ...bathtubs, reality shows, Black Friday and ex wives.

  8. ...sharp, pointy sticks, and Obama's head. Stones, and men without stones. Obamacare death panels, and Obamacare.