Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
If chosen as Secretary of State, John Kerry...
#5 JimmyRock: ...won’t be Secretary of Defense. So at least there’s that.
#4 Son of Bob: ...will make Hillary Clinton seem manlier.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...'s state will change its name to Machusetts in his absence.
#2 Dohtimes: ...will not have to feign a concussion to appear stupid and incoherent.
And the best punchline goes to jw:
If chosen as Secretary of State, John Kerry will save money and ensure the continuity of office by wearing Hillary’s pantsuits.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
The real reason Susan Rice withdrew from Secretary of State consideration...she started hearing the menacing sounds of bus engines in her sleep.
Now here's a line for you guys to mull over:
Other things besides guns that should be banned to keep us safe...