To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan...
#5 Genghis Khen: ...showed video of their poor scratched, bruised, bloodied fists.
#4 tomg51: ...hired homeless people for 1$/day to hold signs for them.
#3 jw: ...beat up anyone who doesn’t sympathize.
#2 Rodney Dill: ...outsourced their protesting to illegal Mexican immigrants.
And the best punchline comes from Dohtimes:
To win sympathy for their cause, union protesters in Michigan began showing photos of the spouses they would have to spend more time with if they lose their jobs.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:
Obama's favorite Christmas song:
I'm dreaming, of a red Christmas
Just like the ones Karl used to know
Where the tree is missin',
yet there's no missin'
The ornament of dear ol' Chairman Mao
(It was tough picking between some of these today)
Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:
Feeling left out, Joe Biden designed his own Vice President Christmas ornament...