Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
I got a Christmas card from the White House. Inside...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...Was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer saying, “Just remember, when we go over the fiscal cliff… Obumbles bounce!”
#4 Maverick: ...was a glossy of Joe Biden sitting in Santa’s lap. The caption said “I want taxes on the rich. And a pony.” So cute.
#3 AT: ...a bill addressed to my unborn grandchildren.
#2 D***Cat: ...was a coupon for a free Twinkie.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
I got a Christmas card from the White House. Inside was a photo of an assortment of all sorts of nuts and fruitcakes. Obama’s entire cabinet must have been in the picture.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
Feeling left out, Joe Biden design his own Vice President Christmas ornament and Bo is wondering where the heck his favorite squeaky-bone went.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The real reason Susan Rice withdrew from Secretary of State consideration...