• Hey, isn't the end of the world just a few days away? Couldn't those Mayan blokes have made it after Christmas? I want to play with my new stuff.
• The Chief of police of the LAPD wants to start a thing where officers visit schools every day.
Ok, see, that's a start. That isn't a complete solution, but it is going in the right direction at least. Basically, it's bringing good guys with guns to a place that bad guys with guns would normally be unopposed.
I'm all for it.
• Well, but then it's LA...so there are other reasons to have cops at schools there, so they probably do that already without even trying.
I mean, the average LA school probably makes half a dozen 911 calls every day, so...
• Carry on.