- It's been a while. I hope you missed me.
- I'm thinking of going back to college.
I'm gonna major in revisionist history
- I dare you to find a picture of Sirhan Sirhan without him looking crazy.
If you can do it I'll give you $10 American.
or $8.72 Chinese
coincidentally they are both depreciating at the same rate.
- For no reason at all I hate the word fresh.
Unless you use it in a sentence like.
"Yo that's a fresh fade".
I don't know why.
- Fun fact:
These days its really hard to tell if a girl is a Muslim, or a hipster.
Where I live its about a 70-30 shot at hipster.
In favor of Muslim.
That number is growing every day.
- I gotta say, the more Assassins creed 3 I play, the less I like it.
It's really really buggy.
But it takes place during the revolutionary war.
So that's cool.
- Why is pumpkin pie just a thanksgiving thing? We really should eat it almost every day.
So if I watch love and other distasters while drinking straight vodka, how sad is that.
You know on a scale of 1-10?
I'm asking for a friend.
- Finally, A way for me to curb my urges of cannibalism without resorting to it.
- Good Night