Thursday, January 3, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: White House NYE Party

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Overheard at the White House New Years Eve party...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...during the game of charades… “Let the Wookie win.”

#4 CTCompromise: ...”Here’s to the ball dropping, and the debt ceiling rising” !

#3 Manolo: ...“C’mon, Mr. Speaker, dance like a monkey for us again!”

#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...Joe Biden yelling, “HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!!!!”

And the best punchline goes to Apostic:

Overheard at the White House New Years Eve party: "No. Seriously. It’s my resolution. No more dogs.”

Congratulations Apostic!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:

The real reason Boehner keeps caving to the Democrats: Obama's holding Boehner's Marlboros hostage.

Congratulations Harvey!


Now here's a line for y'all to contemplate:

The best thing about the fiscal cliff deal...


  1. It revealed RINOs like the sunglasses in "They Live" revealed aliens.

    ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

  2. ... there's lots of pork in it, so clearly Congress shares our love of bacon.

  3. ... we can swap it out for the Constitution and maybe get the Dems to destroy it?

    ... a couple Republicans with the right idea at least managed to sneak in a clause that allows for hippie punching

  4. ...we get to enjoy the view of the abyss a little longer before we plunge into it.

  5.'s the best shovel ready project in town, and Congress and the Obama Administration are still digging like mad.

  6.'s only the little people who are down at the bottom of the cliff when they do their "constitutional duties".

  7. ...BAND-AID is predicting record profits.