Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
In order to meet new fuel economy standards, car makers...
#5 blarg: ...experimenting with new fuels like rainbows and unicorn farts.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...proposed that Obama issue an executive order to shorten the length of a mile by 10%.
#3 g: ...are hanging old tires on the doors and reclassifying them as tug boats.
#2 tomg51: ...are adding miles that the universe expands to the distance traveled.
And the best punchline goes to spacemonkey:
In order to meet new fuel economy standards, car makers started making cars out of a light disposable substance; Obama’s promises.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Anonymiss:
If Subway foot-long subs are only eleven inches, where did the other inch go? Well, a baker's dozen is 13. A Barack's dozen is 11.
Now here's a line for you guys to try:
When Obama needs a quick bite...