Monday, January 7, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Bacon Bill

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…

#5 Tau Dades: ...Was kosher bacon for the detainees at Gitmo.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...was for beans to go with the pork.

#3 Anonymiss: ...An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.

#2 Dohtimes: ...three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

And the best punchline goes to jw:

The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill was actually dog. 

Congratulations jw!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:

The process to come up with new legislation involves drinking heavily.

Congratulations Carolyn!

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Now here's a line for your guys to play with:

The trillion dollar coin will be made of...

16 comments:

  1. - unicorn horn

    - malarky

    - thin-air

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  2. I don't know. What's the death star made out of?

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  3. The same stuff Miracle Max made his pill out of. The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.

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  4. A highly polished turd.

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  5. The trillion dollar coin will be made of mythril.

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    1. ... or mithril, depending if your a D&D player or Tolkien reader.

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  6. The trillion dollar coin will be made of Cobalt Thorium G, because face it, doomsday is on it's way. (Reference Dr. Strangelove)

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  7. The trillion dollar coin will be made of unobtainium reinforced wishalloy supplied by NASA.

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  8. The trillion dollar coin will be made of...

    Obama's false tales and other big fails. That's what trillion dollar coins are made of.

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  9. The same stuff that the put in Stretch Armstrong - it's the only way tot stretch a dollar that far.

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  10. ...chocolate. Don't tell anyone, especially Biden.

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  11. ...something that makes it cost more than a trillion dollars to produce each one, no doubt.

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