Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video...
#5 Jack: ...was when Bowie’s dessicated head—sewn onto a knit-pillow body—had to get
the train from Potzdamer platz. I never knew it could do that.
#4 Dohtimes: ...is when Major Tom finally gets ground control to return his call they are all speaking Farsi.
#3 D***Cat: ...the Depends product placement.
#2 Stephen: ...when Shaggy ripped off Bowie’s mask to reveal that he was Tom the Carnival Operator all along.
And the best punchline goes to HokieGomer:
The most surprising moment in the new David Bowie video was halfway through, you get Rickrolled.
('Cause that's pretty close to the truth...)
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Bill Clinton won "Father of the Year" for quantity not quality.
Now here's a line for you guys to fool around with:
Now that he's gone after pain killers in hospitals, NYC Mayor Bloomberg...