Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one and the one before that:
Friday's straight line:
To get people to show up for Obama's inauguration, the White House is offering...
#5 Dohtimes: ...1/32 ethnicity of your choice.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...A new Currier and Ives Mayan Calendar with dates for the next 5000 years.
#3 Manolo: ...to combine it with a gun show.
#2 D***Cat: ...to make you this week’s Secretary of State nominee.
And the best punchline goes to a guy named Rob:
To get people to show up for Obama's inauguration, the White House is offering bacon. Because people will show up to anything for free bacon.
Congratulations a guy named Rob!
Now for Monday's straight line:
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton...
#5 CTCompromise: ...found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law
Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.
#2 Genghis Khen: ...was still an idiot.
And the best punchline goes to NO_MO_BAMA:
Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton immediately left with a new one.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:
Obama's New Years resolution...1080p.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The real reason Boehner keeps caving in to the Democrats...