Friday, January 4, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Giving Republicans

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The only thing Republicans didn't give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal...

#5 g: ...was a basic understanding of math or economics.

#4 D***Cat: ...was frankincense and myrrh.

#3 Manolo: ...was a cigarette afterward.

#2 Greg: ...was a way to save over 15% on his car insurance!

And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:

The only thing Republicans didn't give Obama on the fiscal cliff deal was any resistance.

Congratulations Rodney!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

The best thing about the fiscal cliff deal we get to enjoy the view of the abyss a little longer before we plunge into it.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to consider:

The process to come up with new legislation involves...


  1. talking to your constituents and listening to your donors.

  2. The three branches of government working together for the American people: 1-Liberal president 2-Harry Reid/Nancy Pelosi 3-Kama Sutra

  3. a time machine and 1789

  4. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son, but it is a preferred way to effect legislation.

  5. ...lots of golf, extended vacations, and blaming Bush... if you're President Obama.