Monday, January 21, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Gun Label

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

There will be a new warning label put on guns...

#5 Apostic: ...Front Toward Enemy.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...Caution: May cause holes.

#3 Dohtimes: ...If found in Mexico do not return to Eric Holder.

#2 FormerHostage: ...WARNING: Did I fire six shots or five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

And the best punchline goes to RTN:

There will be a new warning label put on guns: Warning: do not release hold on this weapon until fingers are cold AND dead.

Congratulations RTN!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

When Obama needs a quick bite..."Here Bo, come on boy, come to daddy."

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

The most surprising thing that happened at Obama's second inauguration...


  1. ...those 4 guys on horses hanging out at the back of the crowd, chuckling quietly to themselves.

  2. ...The most surprising thing that happened at Obama's second inauguration were the off-mike comments blaming Obama for the mess he is inheriting this term.

  3. After Harvey, there's no point in trying. Totally using it.

  4. ...was out of everyone who attended, no actual work hours were lost.

    ...was the complete lack of occupancy in many parents basements during the ceremony.

    ...was Harvey muttering "So many little time..."

  5. ...the Bible spontaneously combusted when Obama's hand came in contact with it.

    ...Biden actually remembered to put his underwear on underneath his clothes.

    ...some weapons went missing from the security locker and Holder was seen counting a large wad of cash.

    ...with all the assault weapons present, nobody got shot.

  6. there was no second assumption

  7. Chewbacca showing up with the same hairdo as the first lady.

  8. Obama saying, "Next time it will be even better."

  9. I'm surprised anybody showed up!

  10. ...this time there were two people who showed up for reasons other than hoping to get their ration of inaugu.