Monday, January 28, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Hell Hath No Fury

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Now that the military will allow women in combat roles...

#5 Apostic: ...Individual combat units might declare war on someone about once per month.

#4 Son of Bob: ...Our front line troops will finally have someone to make them a sammich!

#3 zzyxx: ...It’ll put new meaning in that old phrase…”Ah yer mudda wears combat boots!”

#2 Dohtimes: IS possible for Muslim men to be even more humiliated when we kick their a**es.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Now that the military will allow women in combat roles, the silent treatment is now being considered a valid military tactic. 

Congratulations Bob!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Anonymiss:

Did you see the new license plate in Illinois?  I think it's perfect! The huge Obama head is exactly where it belongs, on the extreme left, and after you pay good money for it, you can't actually use it on your car. It's "commemorative". Of no use to anyone.

Congratulations Anonymiss!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

With Hillary positioning for 2016, Joe Biden...


  1. ...decided his only hope is to become articulate and bright and clean.

  2. ...has started wearing pantsuits.

  3. ...practiced saying, "What does it matter?"

  4. ... was jealous that her hair plugs have so much more fabulous volume than his.

  5. starting a rumor she had an affair with Bill Clinton.

  6. ...pleaded with the Librarian of Congress to make it a crime to unlock the White House gates.