Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They'll be replaced by...
#5 blarg: ...A stage with a brass pole.
#4 tomg51: ...something slower, less effective, more costly, assembled by union hands and supplied by someone’s friend from Chicago.
#3 plentyobailouts: ...two midgets and a flashlight.
#2 CTCompromise: ...arming every passenger, so potential hijackers will be out-numbered.
And the best punchline goes to HokieGomer:
The TSA is doing away with naked body scanners. They'll be replaced with such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.
(Again...that never gets old).
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
The most surprising thing that happened at Obama's second inauguration was those 4 guys on horses hanging out at the back of the crowd, chuckling quietly to themselves.
Congratulations Harvey! You get no points...
Now here's a line for you guys to ponder quietly...
To celebrate MLK day, Biden...