Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program...
#5 blarg: ...they started offering union jobs for guns.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...they held a gun show to raise money.
#3 Writer: ...They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.
#2 Veeshir: ...They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.
And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:
After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program, they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:
To fix the immigration problem, Joe Biden will do whatever he can to fix any of these problems illegal immigrants have.
Now here's a line for y'all to fiddle with:
After taking up skeet shooting, Obama also...