Thursday, January 31, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: New Jersey Guns

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program...

#5 blarg: ...they started offering union jobs for guns.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...they held a gun show to raise money.

#3 Writer: ...They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.

#2 Veeshir: ...They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

After Trenton, NJ ran out of cash for its gun buyback program, they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.

Congratulations, Dohtimes!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:  

To fix the immigration problem, Joe Biden will do whatever he can to fix any of these problems illegal immigrants have. 

Congratulations Carolyn!


Now here's a line for y'all to fiddle with:

After taking up skeet shooting, Obama also...


  1. ... started clinging to guns and religion like a normal American.

  2. ... remembered to clean up the other bitter clingers - the ones stuck to the orifice he speaks out of

  3. ... took up fishing. You use race as bait, right?

  4. lessons from Bill Clinton on 'sheet scooting'.

  5. ...declared that 'skeet' should be placed on the endangered species list.

  6. stated.... you shouldn't need more than ten bullets to shoot a skeet.

  7. Issued an FAA statement grounding all skeet... making them easier for him to shoot.

  8. started to dabble at governing

  9. ...shot Dick Cheney's friend in the face.

  10. ...realized this is how you get a Clinton to resign.

    ...ordered all schools on lock-down because his gun had developed the urge to kill.

    ...had to photoshop a gun. And a skeet. Buncha dead skeet.