Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Have you heard about the new Obama flu that's going around...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...The second bout of it you get lasts the same as the first bout…. 4 years.
#4 Apostic: ...It sounds like you’re saying his name when you ralph into the toilet.
#3 Son of Bob: ...It was brought in from another country, no one knows anything about it,
and even though it was only supposed to affect the middle class it’s
#2 Manolo: ...The CDC advises to treat it with plenty of rest and chicken poodle soup.
And the best punchline goes to PeteSF:
Have you heard about the new Obama flu? It’s really hard on your constitution.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
For the inauguration, Joe Biden will be rehearsing his oath of office: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
If Subway foot-long subs are only eleven inches, where did the other inch go?