Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Middle Taxes

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama...

#5 g: ...replied “I told you i would have more flexibility after the election”.

#4 D***Cat: ...replied “I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.”

#3 Armed and Larry: ...said, “Who let Fox News in?”

#2 Dohtimes: ...said, “Taxes only look higher because I lowered the oceans so much”.

And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:

Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama said, “All your tax base are belong to us.” 

Congratulations Rodney!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:

Joe Biden plans to fight the NRA with such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.

(That never gets old)

Congratulations Hokie!


Now here's a line for you guys to play around with:

President Obama is planning to use his powers of the Executive Order to...


  1. Replies
    1. "ban voting Republican"

      - sorry, changed the straight line ninja style.

  2. The national anthem . . all that glorification of bombs and war.

    Tea. Well, maybe if there was a special tax...

    1. "ban the national anthem . . all that glorification of bombs and war."

      "ban tea. Well, maybe if there was a special tax..."

  3. ...rule the galaxy as Father and Son.

    ...if he had a son.

    ...who would look like Trayvon, by the way.

  4. ...change the gravitational constant of the universe.

    ...decree Piers Morgan the new idiot laureate of the US.

    ...force choke Newt Gingrich.

    ...declare Sandra Fluke a national mount-u-ment.

  5. ...declare dog to be the official meat of the US.

  6. order all the executive branch employees by heighth, from left to right, with columns for weight, gender, and race...

  7. to prove Uncle Ben wrong, 'With great power comes *no* responsibility.'

    declare that all you peons must eat cake.

  8. ...bend spoons.

    ...not count vacation days and golf outings as being in office so he can run for a third term.

    ...reduce STDs by taxing the itch.

  9. ...Ban Trolls on