Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama...
#5 g: ...replied “I told you i would have more flexibility after the election”.
#4 D***Cat: ...replied “I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.”
#3 Armed and Larry: ...said, “Who let Fox News in?”
#2 Dohtimes: ...said, “Taxes only look higher because I lowered the oceans so much”.
And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:
Asked why middle class taxes went up, Obama said, “All your tax base are belong to us.”
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:
Joe Biden plans to fight the NRA with such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Obama, and nice red uniforms.
(That never gets old)
Now here's a line for you guys to play around with:
President Obama is planning to use his powers of the Executive Order to...