Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Why didn't you make it to Obama's inauguration?
#5 AesometificAmerican: ...I had to work to help pay for it.
#4 blarg: ...you’ve seen one communnist come to power, you’ve seen them all.
#3 HokieGomer: ...Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough
money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old
friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an
earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO
#2 D***Cat: ...I tried to hitchhike there but all the cars on the highway were headed for Texas.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
Why didn't you make it to Obama's inauguration?...I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
To celebrate MLK Day, Biden walked around all day with a white mustache telling everyone, "MLK does a body good!"
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The most surprising thing that happened at Hillary's House and Senate hearings on Benghazi...