Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...A hula dancing dashboard wookie.
#4 FormerHostage: ...The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.
#3 g: ...It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?
#2 Iowa Jim: ...the worst economy since the 1930s.
And the best punchline goes to Greg:
Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:
The trillion dollar coin will be made of unobtainium reinforced wishalloy supplied by NASA.
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Joe Biden plans to fight the NRA with...