Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The first tweet on Al Quaeda's new Twitter account...
#5 D***Cat: ...”DEATH TO TWITTER”
#4 Armed and Larry: ...Silence! I Keel you!
#3 Genghis Khen: ...I can haz all ur goatz.
#2 gsmtiger: ...This character limit goes against Allah!
And the best punchline goes to Oppo:
The first tweet on Al Quaeda's new Twitter account: "ha ha hashishtag get it give it here no its my turn give it 2 me let go
ur going to break it im usin it wait ur turn k fine boom just kidding"
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feekicks:
When Joe Biden heard about the Pope... he asked, "Isn't he the guy who poops in the woods?"
Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
To prepare for his State of the Union Address, Obama...