Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
As part of the plan to boost CNN's ratings...
#5 Anchorman: ...they’re going to have a single camera focused on a TV with Fox News and just play the live feed.
#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...they will start airing CNN in unemployment offices, which could either
increase their current viewership, or lower new unemployment claims.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...instead of a monkey, they’ll send Candy Crowley into outerspace.
#2 g: ...they are hiring master of fiction Stephen King to write their stories, and JJ Abrams to direct.
And the best punchline goes to FormerHostage:
As part of the plan to boost CNN's ratings, they’ll just start misrepresenting the Neilson ratings the way they currently do the economic statistics.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
If Obama can't get Hagel in as Secretary of Defense...he'll be hard pressed to find another candidate with less intelligence than Biden.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
To stop people from Photo Shopping pictures, Obama...