Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California...
#5 can of spam: ...forcibly drafted all actors to have ever played a doctor in a movie or on TV into service.
#4 D***Cat: ...will designate marijuana dealers as primary care physicians.
#3 tomg51: ...is directing patients to be guests on TV hospital dramas.
#2 Fangbeer: ...Three words: Illness free zones.
And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:
To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California requested drone strikes.
And the honorable mention for the best movie reference goes to CTCompromise:
...sent out carts hauled by people yelling “Bring Out Your Dead”.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Obama said the strangest thing during his SOTU address..."all your money are belong to us."
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Al Gore's latest proposal to stop climate change...