Friday, February 15, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Doctor Doctor

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California...


#5 can of spam: ...forcibly drafted all actors to have ever played a doctor in a movie or on TV into service.

#4 D***Cat: ...will designate marijuana dealers as primary care physicians.

#3 tomg51: ...is directing patients to be guests on TV hospital dramas.

#2 Fangbeer: ...Three words: Illness free zones.

And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:

To fill the doctor shortage caused by Obamacare, California requested drone strikes.

Congratulations CTC!


And the honorable mention for the best movie reference goes to CTCompromise:

...sent out carts hauled by people yelling “Bring Out Your Dead”.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:   

Obama said the strangest thing during his SOTU address..."all your money are belong to us."

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

Al Gore's latest proposal to stop climate change...

7 comments:

  1. ...sell The Weather Channel to Al Jazeera

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  2. ...a climate trillion dollar coin.

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  3. ...send all hot air balloons, Hot Wheels, hotmail, hot rods, hotheads, and hotties in a rocket to that really cold dark matter place that's far away from here.

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    1. oh and don't forget hotdogs. The evil things.

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  4. ...is he promises to shut up.

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  5. ...will now loosen his belt before continuing on his quest to eat all the greenhouse gas producing animals on earth.

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  6. ...get Obama to push more climate hope.

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