Saturday, February 23, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Gravity

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

DHS's "public safety" drone program...

#5 FredKey: ...will help ensure the safety of all drones used against the public.

#4 FormerHostage: ...will cost $23 trillion over 10 years and result in a product that looks suspiciously like an airhog with a smart phone taped to the underside.

#3 Dohtimes: designed to keep Obama safe from the public.

#2 Oppo: ...will not fly over Canadian or Mexican airspace, out of respect for their citizens’ privacy and sovereignty.

And the best punchline goes to  Bob in Feenicks:

DHS's "public safety" drone program has to avoid Michigan, otherwise it might get caught in Michael Moore’s gravitational field.

Congratulations Bob!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks

Al Qeada's tips for dodging drones...don't dress like an American citizen.

Congratulations...again Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to mess with:

States are claiming they don't have enough doctors...


  1. solve the shortage, states will now also officially be allowed to count graduates of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College:

  2. ... which is ridiculous: there's Dr. J, Dr. Dre, Dr. Pepper.....

  3. so, from now on, any undocumented/illegal/criminal immigrant/alien/invader goes to med school free!

  4. back alley breast exams are sure to follow.

    ..., meanwhile Mexico has all but run out of patients.