Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The most awkward moment at Chuck Hagel’s Defense Secretary confirmation hearing…
#5 Apostic: ...was when he finally noticed he wasn’t wearing pants.
#4 Mrs. Campbell: ...will be when the senate confirms him anyway.
#3 Oppo: ...was when he said he loves to see women in combat positions, and winked.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...when faced with a question he couldn’t answer, responded, “What do you mean, African or European?”
And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:
The most awkward moment at Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary confirmation hearing was when Hagel thought the Joint Chiefs of Staff referred to drug cartels.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from FredKey:
To stop people from Photo Shopping pictures, Obama...declared the U.S. a "Photoshop-Free Zone."
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Now that the Obama administration has declared drone strikes on Americans legal...