Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
How will DC Comics kill off Robin? ...
#5 D***Cat: ...Bird flu.
#4 blarg: ...cancered to death by Mitt Romney.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...he’ll get worms.
#2 HokieGomer: ...Michael Moore eats Robin after mistaking him for a turkey sandwich.
And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:
How will DC Comics kill off Robin? After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to
steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him,
leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.
My punchline would have been: The same way that DC kills off the economy, jobs, freedom...
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Well, technically there wasn't a straight line, but never underestimate nukers...
No straight line for today. Sorry! ...it's been sequestered.
Now here's a line for you guys to piddle with...
Michelle Obama's new TV show...