Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
After sending a monkey into space, Iran...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...demanded that Israel give up all its claims to Jewpiter.
#4 Dohtimes: ...ordered more Mentos and Coke.
#3 FredKey: ...facepalmed, realizing they’d just shot off their best scientist.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...apologized, saying they thought they were sending a Jew into space.
And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:
After sending a monkey into space, Iran was countered by the U.S. response, “So what, we put a jackass in the Whitehouse.”
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:
After taking up skeet shooting, Obama also took up fishing. You use race as bait, right?
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
If Obama can't get Hagel in as Secretary of Defense...