Saturday, February 2, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Iranian Space Monkey, That Funky Monkey

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

After sending a monkey into space, Iran...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...demanded that Israel give up all its claims to Jewpiter.

#4 Dohtimes: ...ordered more Mentos and Coke.

#3 FredKey: ...facepalmed, realizing they’d just shot off their best scientist.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...apologized, saying they thought they were sending a Jew into space.

And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:

After sending a monkey into space, Iran was countered by the U.S. response, “So what, we put a jackass in the Whitehouse.” 

Congratulations Rodney.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:   

After taking up skeet shooting, Obama also took up fishing. You use race as bait, right? 

Congratulations Carolyn.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

If Obama can't get Hagel in as Secretary of Defense...


  1. He'll ask Iran if they have any leftover space monkeys that are equally qualified for the job.

  2. well obviously that means he can't be expected to defend the country anymore. What a relief it'll be to have THAT burden lifted!

  3. He'll nominate KYgel..because for the next four years we are just going to get "Fornicated" by so many countries.

  4. ...he'll be hard pressed to find another candidate with less intelligence than Biden.

  5. ...he will instead propose Bicker and Barter.

  6. Wow, a best and #5, that may be unprecedented.
    Thanks Keln.

  7. ...he'll wait until Ms Crunksly's third graders are out playing kickball and give the job to Biden in a recess appointment.