Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance at the Oscars...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...she kept saying, “Let the Wookie win.”
#4 g: ...Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t leave Michelle’s side. Turns out it was her one chance to look attractive.
#3 FormerHostage: ...was announcing the winner in High Klingon.
#2 Oppo: ...was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.
And the best punchline goes to springeraz:
The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance was her gracious entry. When she ripped her way out of John Hurts chest, everyone pretended not to notice.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Bloomberg recently dictated that, instead of 2 liter bottles of soda, pizza places...can only serve soda in tiny bottles like the whiskey bottles you get on airplanes.
No straight line for today. Sorry!