Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
John Kerry's first official act as Secretary of State...
#5 burt: ...occurred when he met with the VietCong in Paris in 1971… ’bout time he got the credit.
#4 Son of Bob: ...will be to throw the Constitution over a fence.
#3 blarg: ...call the Iranians and North Koreans and make sure they’re ok and have everything they need.
#2 Ernie G: ...was to get the door slammed in his face by the Russians.
And the best punchline goes to Oppo:
John Kerry's first official act as Secretary of the State was to deny that he has a face like a horse, and to punish those who called him Secretariat of State.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
To help solve the illegal alien problem, Joe Biden...got Obama a green card.
Congratulations Harvey. No points for you!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The oddest thing in Obama's golf bag...