Thursday, February 7, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Super Bowl Blackout

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…

#5 Scott: ...was Obama testing his new domestic EMP drone

#4 Richard B: ...Too many Obamaphones being charged.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting.

#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious sparks.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl...Obama tried to cook a hot dog in the microwave and shorted it out because he forgot to remove the collar. 

Congratulations blarg!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

To prove he likes guns, Obama... claimed some of his best friends are guns.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

Now that Iran has a drone...


  1. ...Kim Jong Un is throwing a foot-stomping hissy fit of envy.

  2. ...their queen, Ahmadinejad just might get lucky this weekend.

  3. imadinnerjacket can resign

  4. they are building a slingshot to fire it at Israel.

  5. ...they're looking for a queen... I nominate Michelle.

  6. And a full cast of space monkeys, they finally have all the elements needed to begin production on their remake of Dr. Strangelove.

  7. ... Ahmedinejad's new pick-up line is, "Yes, that's a launch button in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you!"

  8. ... there's less job security for Iranian suicide bombers.

  9. ...Ahmadinejad has followed Obama's lead and also declared drone strikes on Americans legal.