Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Sorry Guys, I'm A Democrat Now

Nearly 2 weeks ago tragedy befell the Walkingdead house hold. The irresponsible fiscal policies of the the Bush administration swept into his office and I was laid off. Now that I have to subsist on Top Ramen and skittles(too soon?) I've found in my couch cushions its time for me to reevaluate my political stance.

That's why today I'm happy to announce, I'm a democrat.

I didn't arrive at this decision blindly, I just looked at the facts.

Fact #1 Republicans want me to get a job.
Fact #2 I don't want a job.
Fact #3 Joe Biden's views on how a woman should protect herself are inarguable.
Fact #4 contrary to popular belief, you don't have to be gay or black to be a democrat, and as of right now I'm neither of those things.

So hopefully Keln will still let me post here for the time being, until my unemployment benefits run out, and I'm forced to go back into the work force.

This is not a joke, I'm dead serious about this.


  1. You always make me laugh. But if you truly lost your job, I'm so very sorry. I'll be happy to send you some of my skittles. You could always become a licensed zumba instructor like I am. There would be lots of sweaty salsa-ing women in your classes everyday. Think about it. :)

  2. #4 Or a woman. You're not a woman, are you walkingdead?

    P.S. What about your foodstamps? Shouldn't you be eating filet mignon tonight?

  3. no I'm not a woman, and yes I did get laid off... I will be fine though, they gave me a nice severance.

  4. I'm so glad. I'm so glad you have a good attitude. I will be praying for you.

  5. Well, keep posting..It's like doing the "doggie paddle" to keep from going under the liberal tide until you can reach the shore!

    Now you can give us valuable "in the field", "embedded" reports about what it is like to actually live among the Obama Utopian society. Let us know how great it is when the 1% takes care of you!

  6. Dude, I lived on Top Ramen for a year. It's doable. Actually, I was working at Mickey D's, so I got one free meal per work day. The rest of the time, though, Top Ramen and Macaroni and Cheese. On the holidays, I splurged for the Kraft stuff. It's the cheesiest.

  7. Sorry about the job, though. If I could get a decent severance, I'd be halfway to Texas by now.

  8. Bummer. But now you can report on the new funemployment for us first hand.