Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Tactical Nuke: Wednesday, February 13, 2013

• Oh yeah, the Tactical Nuke is back. Now with more nuke and less tact. I guess that leaves the same great "ical".

• Did you watch the State of the Union address last night? I didn't either. I was working, because I work at night time now.

  When I got home, I saw that there were multiple videos of it on YouTube. So of course...I didn't watch those either.

• I mean, why would I want to actively watch Obama drone on for an hour with people clapping. About his droning.

  Because he drones. Even at American citizens.

• I did watch the Marco Rubio bit though. He really needs to learn to drink water before he talks, not halfway through. I mean, he kept licking his lips and stuff while talking. I'm assuming he actually said something of worth.

  I have no idea, because all I heard about was that he was licking his lips a lot and drank some water during his response which is apparently political suicide...according to Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews.

  And they know everything, right?

• So, when I got to work last night, it was breaking news that the whack job ex-cop in California was cornered in a cabin on some mountain or in the woods or something. Big Bear mountain I think. Aren't those the very same woods that the Pope does the number two in? I dunno...I forget how that saying goes.

  Anyway, I told my esteemed coworker that he'll be dead by lunch time. And by lunch time, I meant our lunch time...which is when most of you kiddies are in bed.

  And he said the guy would dig a tunnel or something. Anyway, I was correct. Ha! Take that evil dirtbags. And by evil dirtbags, I mean the deranged individuals that were rooting for this guy on Twitter and Facebook.

• Carry on smartly...

1 comment:

  1. YAY for the return of the tactless nuke! You make me laugh. That's why I hang around here, ya know. So ya better keep it up!