Monday, March 25, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Geek Wars

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

According to the NATO manual, the first rule of cyber warfare...

#5 Apostic: don’t shoot until you see the bytes of their eyes.

#4 Rodney Dill: nobody talks about Cyberwarfare.

#3 BillyDee: never get involved in a cyberwar in Asia.

#2 Oppo: to not bring dial-up to a 4G fight.

And the best punchline goes to Mrs. Campbell:

According to the NATO manual, the first rule of cyber warfare: remember, drones are only allowed on PVP servers. 

Congratulations Mrs. Campbell.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

The Bloomberg anti-gun ad campaign will... have a lot of holes shot in it.

Congratulations Rodney.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After seeing CBS's latest Amazing Race episode, NBC...


  1. considering a new reality series.

    Potential titles:

    "Lost Cause: the Hunt for Network TV Intelligence"

    "Big Brothel White House" — Behind the scenes with top campaign contributors.

    "Spin The Turret" — A dating show for aging radicals, hosted by Jane Fonda.

    "Drone Survivor" — Contestants in pickups carrying handguns, 32 oz. sodas and incandescent bulbs race for their lives to see who can keep their Constitutional rights the longest.

  2. ... will be picking up Joe Biden's reality show, "The Amusing Gaffe".

  3. ...will be showing "Springtime for Hitler" during Passover.

  4. ..began filming their latest show, " The Amazing Racist", featuring Al Sharpton and Chris Matthews as the plucky hosts who take turns falsely accusing random republicans of racism then run away giggling like little girls

  5. ...decided on it's own competition reality show - The Wookie Always Wins.

  6. ...started its own 'stop the zombie apocalyse' show called - How Large Is Your Magazine?

  7. ...started its own race show called - Can You Clear Your Gun Background Check In Time To Stop The Intruder.

  8. Started its own show called -- "Sequestration Wars" (aka No Deal Or No Deal with Howie Mandel.