Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be...
#5 Writer: ...Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It
should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and
#4 Nate: ...Pope Benedict XVI.
#3 Mrs. Campbell: ...An Obama Appointment.
#2 CTCompromise: ...The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”.
And the best punchline goes to Apostic:
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?).
[That joke was so lame, I just had to pick it]
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:
Michelle Obama's new TV show... Dancing With the Czars.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Joe Biden changed his mind about shotguns. Instead...