Monday, April 22, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Ironic Bacon


Harvey over at IMAO has another incredibly SNOTTY straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama... 


#5 c64wood: hit his ball into the sand trap.

#4 walruskkkch: thanked them for the "distraction from his miserable failure on Gun Control."

#3 currently: asked if his teleprompter could join the discussion.

#2 Jimmy: had the Saudi Minister checked for pressure cookers.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from blarg... 

During his secret meeting with the Saudi Foreign Minister, President Obama...pondered the irony that someone at IMAO will be receiving bacon for making a joke about it.   

[And it was you!...and don't forget....
you also get....
wait for it.....
wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit]

COOKIES to blarg!

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I thought you guys might enjoy ♂ A Word About Testosterone...or a Video, rather... since you guys are all so manly and stuff.  I'll award cookies to the most clever comment.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from : A Guy named Rob.

When he heard an Elvis impersonator was trying to kill his boss, Joe Biden said he hoped it was fat Elvis, because Barack could probably get away from him.



COOKIES to Rob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

When President Obama goes to Texas on Wednesday...

24 comments:

  1. ...we'll find he doesn't know fertilizer from Shinola...

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  2. ...he'll point out all the construction job opportunities created or saved.

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  3. ...he'll dang sure comment here first, or risk losing all his cookies.

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    1. wow he's a lot smarter than I thought! :P

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  4. he'll dress and talk just like Cleavon Little.

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  5. ...well, according to the map, the Secret Service is going to have a REAL hard time enforcing the "no guns within 1000 feet of the President" rule.

    Oh, and I'll ask the question that everyone is thinking:

    Did you make those cookies with your own two pretty little Snow White hands, or is that just a picture you found on the internet?

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    1. Of COURSE I made the cookies, silly. The ones in the picture are Almond Raspberry Kisses. Today I'm making Almond Chip Crunch ones.

      Requests?

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  6. Manly? You insult me, Mademoiselle. I'm strickly catly.

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    1. I must say, sir, that you are the most literate cat I have ever known...with incredible paw dexterity. Wow.

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  7. ...he'll welcome new Democrats coming in across the Rio Grande.

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  8. ...he will make Michelle stop at the border because he heard everything is bigger in Texas.

    ...he will try to rally his liberal base with the cry of "Remember the Grassy Knoll, Remember the Book Depository".

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  9. He'll say, "West, Texas? Never heard of it. But East, Texas is my kind of place!" - Anony Jimmy

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  10. ... he will, tragically, mess with it.

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  11. ...he'll be disappointed, because he thought he was going to the state of huge taxes, not the huge state of Texas.

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  12. It should be pointed out that DamnCat is a "manly cat."

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  13. ...he will look for his bike in the basement at the Alamo.

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  14. he'll do so under the cover of darkness, in full stealth mode, 'cause Texans don't take kindly to them socialists and such...

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  15. ...he'll learn the true meaning of "don't mess with Texas"

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  16. He'll give a speech attended only by press from the east coast, and 4 armadillos, and then be chased from Austin to Oklahoma by a 1984 Cadillac Coup de Ville with longhorns on the front, driven by a 76 yr old oil tycoon and is wife, Miss Texas 2011

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  17. He'll be praised because he wants to 'Raise Texas' until they find out the teleprompter is dyslexic

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  18. Oh, I don't have a punch line here... just commenting so I won't be in trouble with Anonymiss.

    Again.

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    1. Hmm. Just showing up here and gracing us with your presence is enough, you think, HUH?

      Nuke a punchline already.

      GEEEEEEEZ!!!

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