Tuesday, June 4, 2013

It's Frank's Birthday! Inconceivable!

I looked and looked for the singing telegram I wanted to send to Frank J for his birthday.  I saw it in the movie Paternity when I was a kid and I thought it would be highly appropriate for him (yes, we had a VCR).  Unfortunately, this movie is so obscure that it is not even on dvd, let alone a clip on youtube. Pout.

So, I did the next best thing. I stole somebody else's idea for a card and posted it.



Anybody want a peanut? Happy Happy Birthday, Frank J! Now since you have a newborn at home, you better get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

Please leave your Princess Bride themed birthday wishes for Frank in the comments. :)
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26 comments:

  1. Frank's not left handed either.

    Happy Birthday Frank! Now go punch you some hippies!

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  2. Walruskkkch sending GDFT! Birthday wishes.

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  3. As...you...wish...

    happy birthday frank

    Get used to disappointment

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  4. Happy Birthday

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  5. Party until you need Miracle Max... almost.

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  6. Happy B-Day, your Holocaust cloak is in the mail. Don't forget to include it in your assets!

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  7. Happy Birthday YGDFT!!

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  8. Happy Birthday! TO THE PAIN!

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  9. Apparently, someone just sucked
    one year from your life. How do you feel?

    Happy Birthday Frank!

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  10. Truly you have a dizzying intellect...

    (and remember, they're BOTH poisoned)

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  11. I did not thin you would accept my birthday wishes, seeing as I'm just waiting here to kill you.

    --That does put a damper on our relationship.

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  12. You are the brute squad!
    Happy Birthday

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  13. Happy Birthday!
    Have fun storming the castle!

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  14. Hello. My name is Inigo "Tony" Montoyo. Say hello to my little friend. We know you are a busy dad, so go have a happy burp day with the new kid and count your blessings, the years kind of keep track of themselves.

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  15. Happy Birthday! Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Frank J. around.

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  16. Happy B-Day Frank, formerly friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Idaho?

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  17. Birthdays of Unusual Size? I don't think they really exis--

    Have a happy birthday! Or not. As you wish.

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  18. Happy birthday Frank. See you survived another year.

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  19. Frank's birthday? We'll never survive!
    Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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  20. Happy Birthday. You don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

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  21. Happy Birthday! Have fun storming the cake!

    PS I don't think those words mean what you think they mean!

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  22. Good night, Frank. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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  23. Happy belated birthday, Frank, you young whippersnapper you!

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