Friday, June 28, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Crooked Cookies

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Most Interesting Item Illegally Charged to an IRS Credit Card…



#5 Bob in Feenicks : ...Obama’s second term.

#4 blarg : ….a book on ethics.

#3 jw …a one way ticket to moscow in the name of edward j snowden.

#2 Mongo A copy of Turbo Tax.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from KristenS: 


The Most Interesting Item Illegally Charged to an IRS Credit Card…The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit. (watch the 1 min video. :)





Cookies to KristenS!

That was awesome. What kind of cookies do you like, Kristen? :)

Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First bestows "Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" to Dohtimes for his line:

The Most Interesting Item Illegally Charged to an IRS Credit Card…$10,000,000 for cookies from a Mr. or Mrs. Anonymiss, whose current whereabouts cannot be determined and who might be traveling under an assumed name. Return of said monies or delivery of the two cookies will bring this matter to a discreet close.

Oh I'm keeping the money... Just waiting for them to specify which variety they'd like for their two cookies....ideas? :)

Chocolate Chip Cookies to Dohtimes! :)
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Help! I'm all out of dwarves! Go read about my predicament at Good Dwarves are Hard to Find and leave me some suggestions in the comments. I'm really in trouble!


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Lots of great responses today! My favorite punchlines were from: 



Hillary Clinton to be awarded the 2013 Liberty Medal. Next to be awarded...

#3 Rodney Dill...the blame... those nominated include George Bush... and ... and ...

#2 Bob B.: ...will be the Cognitive Dissonance Award, given to Nancy Pelosi for her conflicting positions on insurance rates in ObamaCare.

and my favorite line was from Oppo:

Hillary Clinton to be awarded the 2013 Liberty Medal. Next to be awarded...will be the Father of the Year award to Bill Clinton, the Nobel Peace Prize to a president who arms Syrian rebels, music awards to rap stars, and the Alice In Wonderland Medal to the United States.

Peanut Butter Temptations to Oppo!
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Here's a new line for you to try:



With temperatures expecting to break all time highs, Joe Biden...

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  1. ...has promised to keep his mouth shut.

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  2. ...looked down and said, "No mas pantalones."

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  3. ...fired 2 blasts from his shotgun through his swimming pool.

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  4. ...figured all we have to do is wait for them to get high enough to not bother us down here.

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  5. ...is proposing raising taxes on Eskimos in order to get them to spread the ice around.

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  6. Woooot! Sweet, sweet victory :) I send that video to a liberal coworker when he starts getting unreasonably full of himself, it cracks both of us up.

    As to your other question, peanut butter cookies, no contest.

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    1. Peanut Butter Cookies to KristenS! :)

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