Monday, June 10, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Old News

Harvey over at IMAO has a new straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Jay Carney Admitted He Has a Secret Email Address. It’s…



#5 Dohtimes: …hardestevertoreadthestraightlineanswerswheresthetylenol@imao.us  [he's got a point!]

#4 frogmouth : Ihatemyboss@Whitehouse.gov

#3 jw : carneyworker@highlypaidliar.gov

#2 RHAMMONS: LIARLIARPANTSONFIRE@obama.gov

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes :

Jay Carney Admitted He Has a Secret Email Address. It’s…noneedtosendwealreadyreadit@nsa.gov

 Cookies to Dohtimes!
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Springeraz started a great new contest today. You should go try and win more of my cookies at Biggest Liar in the World. Cookies to Newbie!

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My favorite nuke the punchline was from Bob in Feenicks:

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Feinstein says that the fact that our government is storing ALL of our emails is not new...it is just newly leaked. The next thing that will leak...is that Obama had no idea it was going on. He only just found out about it as he was reading Glenn Beck's emails.


Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


A study determined driving a car can be as stressful as skydiving. What is Obama's greatest stressor?

13 comments:

  1. ...the wind blowing his golf ball off the tee.

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  2. ...the drugstore running out of Wookie depilatory.

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  3. ...having a scandal he can't blame on Bush.

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  4. Uh... um... er... uh... teleprompter glare.

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  5. ...Biden anywhere near a live microphone.

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  6. Sant Ritz is more than just a home. Its combination
    of condominium status with contemporary ville living.the interlace condo

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  7. ...all of these Teabaggers who aren't bright enough to appreciate his brilliance.

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  8. The ticking timepiece of term limited tyranny.

    (And thanks for the cookies)

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    1. You're welcome! You've been particularly laughable lately :)

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