So I guess Obama gave a speech that lasted for an hour and 6 minutes today. Not sure what it was about. Neither is anybody else. Both Republicans and Democrats say it was about 66 minutes longer than it should have been.
Poor Mr. President. I almost feel sorry for him. Public speaking is supposed to be one of his strengths. I hate to see people unhappy. Even him. So to make him feel better, I prepared him a care package:
To: President Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500
If you're curious what's inside, I'll tell you. It's a whole case of duct tape. A whole case! That can't help but cheer him up! What fun! Think of the things he could fix! But even duct tape has limitations: