Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - A Considerable Presence

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The RNC voted to ban NBC and CNN from the 2016 Presidential Debates. Still Included…



#5 Bob in Feenicks: …the Cartoon Network.

#4 rodney dill:…that girl that keeps sayin’ “You Betcha!”

#3 JeffersonFan: ...Abdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz

#2 Smilin' Jack: ...Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the rodeo clown assessing the debaters’ performances at half-time.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Drew93:

The RNC voted to ban NBC and CNN from the 2016 Presidential Debates. Still Included…other large Democrat entities such as Chris Christie.


Cookies to Drew93!

and rodney dill gets kiss up cookies for his line: 

The RNC voted to ban NBC and CNN from the 2016 Presidential Debates. Still Included…cookies with nuts.


Kiss up cookies to rodney dill!

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Wow....there are already a lot of great submissions for Bored Fusion 6: What Do You Get... ...Go add your two cents...





I'll post a winner and a new Bored Fusion tomorrow. :)

In the mean time, if you remember the 80's and you'd like to laugh out loud, go watch ♫Total Eclipse Torn Apart ♫. I had never seen anything quite like it :D

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My favorite NP punchlines:



Learning that one in four NJ adults is moving back in with parents, Chris Christie...

#3 Bob in Feenicks :...also learned he personally was the remaining three.

#2 Oppo :... mistakenly thought they called this "Failure To Lunch." and said he hadn't experienced this particular phenomenon.

My favorite line was from Steve H:

Learning that one in four NJ adults is moving back in with parents, Chris Christie...announced that New Jersey will be moving back in with Great Britain.


Toffee Trifle to Steve H!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



A renegade drone crashes into the groom's head prior to his wedding. Next to crash...

6 comments:

  1. ...in a sad contrast to its long history of perfect landings, Biden's foot into his mouth.

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  2. ...the obamaconomy.

    ...Obunglecare

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  3. ...Kevin Costner...oops,I'm sorry, he was the last to "Crash".

    ReplyDelete
  4. ...the unemployable black sheep drunk Uncle-in-law crashes on the husband's couch and eats them out of house and home.

    ReplyDelete
  5. ...an Obamabot into the cliff of reality. Just kidding. Take two blue pills and call me in the morning.

    ReplyDelete
  6. ...Dave Matthews.

    ...Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn.

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