In Order to Get People to Actually Read the Stories They Print, Newspapers...
#5 Fangbeer: ... Every issue delivered by English tutor, Spanish translator, and union thug (to get the message across)
#4 Jimmy: …are including lots of subliminal advertising in hard-to-read ink that say “Read Me!”
#3 James:...Have replaced Obama stories with Far Side cartoons (and nobody noticed).
#2 Karen: … have started hiding lottery numbers in the small print.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:
In Order to Get People to Actually Read the Stories They Print, Newspapers...called on the Government to enforce a mandatory public newspaper reading meeting for every citizen in the morning, right before their soon to be called for mandatory calisthenics. [see Obamacare, page 3,456 paragraph 3 section 2A subclause ff.]
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Kiss up cookies to Bob in Feenicks:
In Order to Get People to Actually Read the Stories They Print, Newspapers...…will print articles about healthcare substituting the word ‘Obamacare’ with ‘cookies’: “Pelosi says everybody should have cookies; Republicans try to repeal cookies again”
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The ratings of NBC's "MEET THE PRESS" hit 21 year low so...
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 Bob in Feenicks. :...they sent both of their viewers a get well card, just in case.
#2 can of spam :... they started talking about "viewers saved or created" instead.
My favorite line was from rodney dill:
The ratings of NBC's "MEET THE PRESS" hit 21 year low so...They changed the name to MEET THE DEPRESSED.
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China Zoo in trouble for disguising dog as lion. Next to be disguised...