HHS Is Offering Cash Prizes for the Best Pro-Obamacare Video. The Winning Video…
Anonymiss: ...will not be NEARLY as clever, captivating or crazy as the lines you guys wrote. :)
OH MY. You guys were ALL on a roll. My suggestion? Go get a big bowl of hot buttery popcorn and read the whole list. Don't skip the links. There are SO MANY gems. You don't want to miss a single one :)
Here are a few of my favorites (in no particular order and certainly not all inclusive):
HHS Is Offering Cash Prizes for the Best Pro-Obamacare Video. The Winning Video...
can of spam: … producer can use the prize money to offset about half of his increased health care costs.
walruskkkch: ...gets a waiver.
rodney dill: ...will be named ‘ZombieLand,’ Don’t let a little thing like death slow you down.
D***Cat: ...…will win the for Oscar best dictatorial debut.
Oppo: [will be titled] Dr. Detroit
FormerHostage: [will be titled]: Apocalypse
Dohtimes: …will show Chris Christie’s last yearly check-up with a somber voice at the beginning saying “This is not a warning, this is an actual fat guy who failed to follow Michelle Obama’s advice”.
Maverick: … features Dean Winters (as ‘Mayhem') “I’m the death panel bureaucrat assigned to your case, and I’m having a pretty spectacular Tuesday…”
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You Clever Guys :)
and walruskkkch gets kiss up cookies for his line:
While you're still on a roll, don't forget to go submit a name for the cRaZy new Bored Fusion 7: What Do You Get... (You'll like it. It's dangerous :)
Inspired by an Asian airline offering "child-free quiet zones" President Obama....
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 Oppo :.... doubled federal funding for Planned Parenthood.
#2 Bob in Feenicks :...declared the Oval Office a "Biden-Free Quiet Zone"
My favorite line was from Ern:
Inspired by an Asian airline offering "child-free quiet zones" President Obama... has made his entire administration an "adult-free zone".
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Desperate retailers begin Christmas sales in August. This year's hot sellers...