So let me see if I got this straight...we got a country here that worked like a charm for over 250 years. Then some bozo from Kenya drops out of the sky and promises everybody free everything, and you elected him President? And me and my boys get stuck with the tab? I wasn't born yesterday people. It's been, like, weeks.
And what is the deal with this abortion thing? A lot of my best people didn't make it here thanks to whoever thought that up.
Millions of people can't find a job, the world is laughing at us, the entire medical profession is trashed, this guy you elected wants to see us driving around in little go-kart things powered by windmills, the constitution only means whatever he wants it to mean, my chances of getting a decent education get worse everyday, the country's military has started to look like a bad SNL skit, and there's some wing nut running around who's all "we're all going to die" from global warming?
You got this AG who goes around smuggling guns into Mexico, by the time I'm old enough to drive gas is going to cost $150 bucks a gallon, people get murdered by terrorists in our embassies and this president just blows it off, and congress can't do anything about any of it because they're all hiding under their desks like scared kittens? That pretty much cover it? Nice.
How do you people sleep at night? What's the scariest dream any of you ever had? Godzilla? Moving to Detroit? Waking up next to Barney Frank? You think that's scary? Stick around. In 20 years I'll be, umm, 20, Then you're gonna see scary.
My crew is not happy about any of this. Some of these guys don't have a sense of humor. I mean, it's not like we have a past to remember fondly or anything. All we got is the future, and this is the best you people could come up with?
Here's some pictures of these guys, and I haven't even told them about this 17 trillion thing yet.
Hang on...something's going on in my diaper....