|Damon Winter/The New York Times|
Can you imagine being married to a man who thinks he's the King of the world?
Who believes he's handsome and smart and clever and popular?
Who's assured of his own athletic prowess and obviously texts all the coolest people?
Insists others scrimp, but lives extravagantly himself?
Who can gripe and grumble and sneer and swear, but if someone's watching, a calm smile magically appears.
Oh, and when he says things, it's not HIS crediblity on the line. It's the credibility of the International Community, or America, or Congress or something.
Because, let me be clear, NOTHING is EVER his fault, and he NEVER is wrong.
Can you imagine?