Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Nobody Knows

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Nancy Pelosi Wouldn’t Say What Democrats Would Do If They Regained the House in 2014. Your Prediction?


#5 rodney dill: …enough crap that we’d need a dozen straight-lines a day to keep up.

#4 HokieGomer:  ...An EBT Card in every pot.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: …Ever read the Book of Revelation? That’s a best case scenario.

#2 blarg:  …I don’t know…but I’m sure it will be called “free” and I’m sure it won’t be.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob B.:


Nancy Pelosi Wouldn’t Say What Democrats Would Do If They Regained the House in 2014. Your Prediction? More bills nobody reads, paid for by money nobody has, to fix problems the government caused in the first place.

 Cookies to Bob B.!

and today's best kiss uppers were can of spam, Bob in Feenicks and walruskkkch:

Nancy Pelosi Wouldn’t Say What Democrats Would Do If They Regained the House in 2014. Your Prediction?

can of spam: They will regulate cookies out of existence. :( [NO!]

Bob in Feenicks…Government mandated tofu… and walnut cookies. [That's just wrong. :( ]

walruskkkchTry to nationalize Anonymiss’ cookies. :(

Kiss up cookies to can of spam
Bob in Feenicks and walruskkkch!
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My favorite line from yesterday was from HokieGomer:

When he heard the number of people receiving Food Stamps doubled over the last decade, increasing even when the economy was growing, Obama...had a banner commissioned and hung over the USDA saying "Mission Accomplished...But we can still do better!"

Cookies to HokieGomer!

Here's a new line for you to try:

British sailors have discovered that blasting Britney Spears' music is such an effective pirate deterrent that they rarely need to fire guns. Other unusual weapons...

15 comments:

  1. ... projecting the HealthCare.gov login page into the sky

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  2. ...include threatening to impose confiscatory taxes on all booty taken.

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  3. Firing Korans from cannons? (Hey, they should at least TRY it for a year or so...)

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  4. Nancy Pelosi's face on a flag.

    (They make way for the bigger pirate afterall.)

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  5. Clogging your plumbing with wookie hair.

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  6. Putting Sebelius in charge of your IT.

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  7. ...promising a walrus Anonymiss' cookies if he'll just take out a few pirate boats first.

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    1. I'm your huckleberry.

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  8. Shotgun blasting them with Joe Biden's hair plugs.

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  9. ...include deceptive measures such as putting Joe Biden in as captain of the ship. (is anyone REALLY going to trust him with a valuable cargo?)

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  10. ...Lady Gaga-inspired bacon uniforms for the sailors.

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  11. A promise made by Obama, always guaranteed to blow up in your face.

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