Due to the "Family-Friendly" rules maintained here at Nuking Politics, I am going to have to respectfully request that discussions of Obamacare's national phone number be taken off-site. We would prefer not to have such filth pollute our otherwise pristine discourse.
Besides which, I think they're sincere - so we can rest assured the country's in the best of hands.
If you care to pursue the issue further, please note the following two links:
How To Never Forget The National Obamacare Hotline Phone Number
(If there are children around, you’re going to want to ask them to leave.)
Screwed? Confirmed! Don’t miss hilarious national Obamacare phone number