Well, it is at Target, anyway :P
He's totally posable, and comes complete with his own powerful trident, fashionable faux scaled suit and...
In fact, if you're one of those classic procrastinators, and you
want need to keep track of how many days you have left to buy those gifts, there's a countdown clock here. You wouldn't want your favorite judge/cookiemaker to go ungifted :P
Well, I'm a buy early kinda gal. I keep my eyes peeled all year for just the right thing for each person, and buy it when I find a great deal.
This morning, I found the PERFECT gift for Frank J.
I'm so excited!
I hear they sell these at Sears (how convenient!) So while you're there today picking up...well... something...umm... manly, grab one of these for Frank J and cross him off your Christmas list :)
See? Wasn't that satisfying?