Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone here, fellow contributors and readers alike. And if you don't celebrate Christmas, you can post your faux outrage at being offended by my religious bigotry in the comments below.
Can you believe it's the second Christmas that NP has seen? Yeah me neither. I figured this would be shut down by now. Well I hope everyone has a joyous, safe, and great holiday season.
Now, time for some Christmas ham.