My daughter came to me wiith her hand behind her back, saying, "Happy Bir--I know it's not your birthday, but I have a present for you." She held out a small jewelry box, the kind a ring or earrings would go into.
I opened it, and this was inside:
The severed head of Miley Cyrus
It's nice to know that not only are my kids thinking enough of me to make gifts for me, but they know JUST the right thing to make.