Monday, November 10, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - I Wish He'd Get On With 3

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…

Honorable Mention to
Texas Annie: ...his resignation.
Gumbeaux: “I got paid $1 per lie. I made over $4 million last year, working part time.”

#5 Bob B.:.…another document filled with self-serving puffery and carefully crafted denials – a resume…  :)

#4 Oppo: ... a stern warning to his inner hippie, being too timid to punch it. [He won't actually *buy* Frank's book. He wants someone else to pay for it *for* him.]

#3 Dohtimes:  …an even easier to read and follow version of Voting For Dummies, The Dead and Other Democrats. [...that they hand out for free and print with our tax dollars :)]

#2 tinman: … apparently nothing that was ever clear the first time.  :)

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill: 

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote… "Prepare Three Envelopes."

[Math is hard for Obama. He keeps forgetting what comes after "two" so he opens "one" again]

Cookies to rodney dill!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…

walruskkkch:...not even a boat load of Anonymiss cookies can cure the pain of this defeat. [They have magic powers, true...but *nothing* can fix stupid :P]

Nucking Futs: the greatest recipe for raisin walnut cookies ever! All hail liberal raisin walnut cookies!!
 [Ugh! :)]

tinman: … a cookbook with FLOTUS, Arugula Cookies and Other Socialist School Lunch Goodies   [The poor kids...:)]

Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch
Nucking Futs and tinman!

The Musings of Anonymiss: 

“Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.”

Without Googling...Who Said it?


  1. Woohoo, Honorable Mention! The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! I'm somebody now!!